Greetings, ’tis I, Toothy.
Tremendous treats are in store for those who dare enter my employ at the monster medical writing factory.
I have five golden tickets to award to the brightest, boldest and chompiest medical writers. Each golden ticket will bring merriment, mystery and monstrous perks like free massages and a healthy work/life balance.
A wise man once said “There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination”. Well, how about a life of fully-flexible, fully-remote working that fits around your family and lifestyle?
Such wonders are open to the courageous few who answer this correspondence with the subject line: “I deserve to win a golden ticket because…”
But you must not dilly nor dally; this marvellous offer will expire Wednesday 27th January at 5pm prompt. Email us at email@example.com and let the journey begin!